I love Notepad++. I've been using it for years, and it's one of the first programs I install on any new Windows system I configure. I've occasionally (too seldom) donated a few euros to Don Ho, the guy who created and develops Notepad++.

I don't think the current documentation mentions it, but once upon a time there was an FAQ page where it was explained that the name "Notepad++" is actually an acronym - it means that the program is "Not Epad++"!

Despite my long-time use of Notepad++, I only became aware yesterday that it contains a couple hundred funny quotations. The Wikipedia article for Notepad++ explains how to trigger the display of these quotations. For the current complete list of these quotations see this C++ source file, starting from around line 5997, at least for Notepad++ version 7.5.1.

Warning number 1: Some of these quotes are very off-color and explicit.

Warning number 2: Some of the lines are longer than can be shown in the GitHub browser window, so you need to scroll horizontally. Or copy the lines into a text editor (Notepad++, for example) with word wrap turned on.

Here are some of my favorites:

    Seymour Cray: "The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."

    Bill Gates: "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."

    Bjarne Stroustrup: "In C++ it's harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg."

    Anonymous #30: "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#."

    Anonymous #33: "Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software."

    Anonymous #44: "The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest."

    Anonymous #88: "A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!".

    Anonymous #109: "What's the best thing about UDP jokes? I don't care if you get them."

    Anonymous #131: "The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit."

    Anonymous #151: "Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance."

    Terry Pratchett: "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

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